Brown hair dye, brown contacts.
Blacker clothing.
Bici bicycle that I drive dangerously without a helmet.
Moped that I drive dangerously with a helmet.
Chain-smoke outside.
Chain-smoke inside.
Get a mullet.
Get dreadlocks.
Get both (hideous, you really cannot imagine it, trust me).
Pierce something on my face.
Shrink about 6".
Baggy, ripped pants.
Graffiti political slogans on walls (all walls).
The above, in Catalan.
For that matter, learn Catalan.
Walk slower.
Talk faster.
Have (do? make?) "solidaritat."
Sleep in the middle of the day.
Drink in the middle of the day.
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europeans have the worst ideas about hair. hi jeff. i lost the link to this so i have just been catchin up on it. luv yaaa
ReplyDelete- rachel (drew is getting a pizza right now but i'm sure he says hi)